Funny Rude Jokes
Chinese Man
What happened to the Chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his nose!
Bet Weaver
New Drinking Craze
Britain has come across a new craze where men drink vodka from a womans fanny using a straw.
The government fears a rise in minge drinking!
Rick Dash
Curtains
"An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about sex.
The Italian says, "When i have a finished making love ah to my woman, she levitates six inches fromma de bed."
The Frenchman says, "Mon ami! After 6 hours of the continuous
love making to my girl, she levitates 3 feet off the bed!"
The Australian says: "Streuth mate, when I've finished 'rooting'
me Sheila, I get off the bed, wipe me cock on the curtains...and
she goes through the fucking roof!!"
Candy Sunt
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