Funny Quick Jokes
A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a drive way
Tim Minchin
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other
"Funny, I smell carrots too".
Noel Fielding
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Jimmy Carr
Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
Because his pecker is on his head!
Frankie Boyle
What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
It's arse!
Jo Brand
Two Dyslexics locked in a room. One said "Can you smell gas?"
The other said,"I can't even smell my own name".
Steven Fry
what do you do if a bird poops on your windscreen?
Don't take her out again
Lenny Henry
The seven dwarfs were in a bath feeling happy,
so happy got out and left
Nookie Bear
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