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What is a zebra?

26 times the size of an "A" Cup (bra).

 

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

 

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

 

Im a bomb technition, if you see me running, try to keep up.

 

 

I got kicked outta Scouts for eating a Brownie.

 

 

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

 

 

I have PMS. Therefore I can legally kill you.

 

 

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes

 

 

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