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Did you hear the one about...
Did you hear the one about a farmer who was feeding his chickens hot curries to flavour the meat to sell to Indian restaurants. One of the chickens died so he took it to the vet. On close inspection the vet said, “I’m very sorry but he appears to have slipped into a Korma!”
Submitted by Alice Tikband
Did you hear the one about...
Did you hear the one about the Irish Funeral Directors? They were carrying a coffin around the town of Bally O'Murphy for 3 days! They had reportedly “Lost the plot”.
Submitted by Amanda Lynn
Human Canonball
Circus director Billy Schmart, upon hearing the news of the death of one of his performers a Mr Michael Turnball the human Canonball said, “He was a good man, it would be difficult to find a man of the same calibre”
Submitted by Amanda Reckonwith
Walks into a bar...
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "So, why the long face?"
Submitted by Amanda Sol de Werk
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