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Funny Gender Jokes Dictionary

What men really really mean when they say the following...

 

Things a man will say

A mans Dictionary

 

  1. I am hungry - I am hungry

  2. I am sleepy - I am sleepy

  3. I am tired - I am tired

  4. Nice dress - Nice cleavage!

  5. I love you - Let's have sex now

  6. I am bored - Do you want to have sex?

  7. May I have this dance? - I'd like to have sex with you.

  8. Can I call you sometime? - I'd like to have sex with you.

  9. Do you want to go to a movie? - I'd like to have sex with you.

  10. Can I take you out to dinner? - I'd like to have sex with you.

  11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. - I'm gay.

Submitted by Vinny Gerr

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