Guess my age?

An elderly man walked up to a group of elderly ladies sitting on a bench outside the old peoples home.

“Ladies” he said, “I bet you can’t guess how old I am?” They all replied in unison “Yes we can!” The man looked quizzical.

They told him to take off his trousers and pants. Intrigued he did as he was told.

“Now” they said, “Do a twirl” so he shuffled around in a circle. “Now” they said, “Jump up and down on the spot with your legs together” so he bounced up and down, then tiring a bit he said. “OK OK how old am I?”

“You are 89 years old!” Amazed the man exclaimed, “How do you know this???

They all replied together “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”

Submitted by Walter Walcarpet