Funny Marx Brothers Quotes
Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Submitted by Eddie H
Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Groucho Marx
Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas and how he got in my pyjamas I'll never know.
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