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Funny Marx Brothers Quotes

 

Groucho Marx

Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.

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Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard.

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Groucho Marx

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

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