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Walks into a bar...
A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
Submitted by Alice Tikband
Walks into a bar...
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Has my father been in here?" The bartender says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"
Submitted by Anna Dapter
Wifes Knickers
A guy gets a job on a building site. On Monday morning he goes to the site office and then to the stores to pick up his work gear. He looks at the wellies and one has the letter "L" on, and the other has the letter "R" on. He says to the boss, "What does that mean?" The boss says "Left & Right!" The guy says "Wow, I often wondered why the wifes knickers had C&A on them!!!
Submitted by Ann Tenor
Two Friends - Flower Shop...
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?"
The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
Submitted by Ann Tandek
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