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A dyslexic skier goes to the Alps.
A dyslexic skier goes to the Alps. After putting on his skis he glides over to the nearest kiosk on the slopes and asks "is it ok for me to ski down here mate?" The kiosk attendent says "no good asking me I'm a Toboganist"
The dyslexic skier says, "oh sorry mate - but while I've got you can I have 20 Benson's and a box of matches please"?
Submitted by Anna Kronism
What do you call
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug
Submitted by Anna Notherthing
What do you call
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A Wonkey
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and only one eye?
A Winky Wonkey
Submitted by Anna Rack
Fat Alien
What do you call a Fat Alien?
An Extra Cholesterol
Submitted by Ann Arquay
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