Funny Christmas Cracker Jokes
The Christmas Dance
Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.
by Sean Hughes
Captain Kirk
How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
by Ben Miller
NODDY
Why has Noddy got a hat with a bell on it?
Because he's a twat.
by Ricky Gervais
Attention Deficit Disorder
What do you call a man who's been diagnosed with attention deficit disorder?
These are good crackers, aren't they? Who bought these?
by Chris Addison
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