Funny Christmas Cracker Jokes
ET
What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.
by Daniel Huntley
Getting the sack!
Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate.
by Dave McWhirter
Ships at sea
Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea?
One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.
by Gary
Fish Wall
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
by Chris Addison
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