Christmas Cracker Jokes - Bane of Santas Life - I went to the Canary Islands on holiday this year!

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Bane of Santa's life

Who's the bane of Santa's life?

The elf and safety officer.

by Catherine Tate

Holiday plans

I went to the Canary Islands on holiday this year, didn't see one canary.

Going to the Virgin Islands next year, can't wait.

by Ed Byrne

Dyslexic Devil Worshipper

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

by Steve Pemberton

Pink and wrinkly

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas?

Your mum.

by Jeremy Dyson

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