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Funny Blonde Jokes

 

Laugh on a Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!.

Submitted by Jim Nastic

Postcard

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Submitted by Jan E. Torr

Cat Bath

Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?

She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.

Submitted by Ray Neday

Blonde and Redhead friend

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?"

The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

Submitted by Ray Sleader

 

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