Funny Best Man Jokes
Dance Technique
On the stag night I came across two of our mates, Kev and Dan, with bleeding noses. "Have you two been fighting?" I asked anxiously. "Nah," they said. "We got these dancing next to Grooms name".
Submitted by Anon E. Mouse
Let yourself go
That’s funny. I thought Grooms name said he was going to wait till after he was married before he really let himself go.
Submitted by Turnip
Looking Good
The groom didn't always look as good as he does today. When he was born the midwife took one look at him and slapped his father. His mum pushed the only pram in town with shutters. And when she fed him, she used a catapult...
Submitted by forsaleport.co.uk
Kissing Trouble
Before Grooms name first date with Brides name, he rang me up. "How do I know when to make the first move?" he asked nervously. "Just kiss her when she least expects it," I replied. Next time I saw him he was sporting a swollen eye. "What happened?" I asked. "Did you remember to kiss her when she least expects it?". There was a pause. "Oh" he said. "I thought you said where".
Submitted by Aisle Sinkim
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