Funny Best Man Jokes
Drink Problem
As you have found out by now, a best man’s speech involves a collection of amusing stories. Although there are a couple of things that are really not supposed to be mentioned at weddings, but I shall mention them anyway:
First of all, Grooms name drink problem – well the main problem is that he can’t handle his drink.
Mind you his new wife will be able to give him some good training.
Submitted by Penny Sillen
Those three little words
Before I finish, I would like to give the groom some advice on what people thought were the ingredients to a long and happy marriage so here are a few.
Firstly, set the ground rules and establish who is boss and then do everything your wife says!
Secondly, never be afraid that your wife will leave you – she’s spent time training you, she’s not going to throw that away lightly!
Thirdly, never forget to say those 3 little words every day for the rest of your life - “YOU’RE RIGHT DEAR!”
Submitted by Edina Cloud
Very important people
Now it gives me great pleasure to ask you all to raise your glasses for some very important people, without them today would not be the same, Would you please raise your glasses to toast..
The bar staff!!
Submitted by Denise R. Nobbly
Begin your speech
The art of being funny when public speaking is... Brevity, I explain this on page 72 of my speech, which we'll get too later.
Submitted by Aisle Sinkim
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