Funny Best Man Jokes
A man is incomplete
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.
Submitted by Ray Deator
David Wouldyoulikeadrink
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, for those of you who don't know me, my name is David Wouldulikeadrink. I'll be at the bar for most of the evening and if you do get a chance to speak to me, I really insist you call me by my full name.
Submitted by Percy Veer
Three Rings
So you’ve finally got married, for better or for worse, which is quite appropriate as Grooms name couldn’t have done any better and Brides name couldn’t have done any worse.
Submitted by Ray Neday
Wedding Night
Looking into my speech I found out that the three key elements of the wedding service are:
1. The Aisle - it’s the longest walk you’ll ever take
2. The Alter - the place where two become one
3. The Hymn - the celebration of marriage
I think Brides name must have done the same research as I did, because as she was walking past me, I’m sure I heard her whispering to herself, Aisle…altar…hymn, aisle altar hymn, I’ll alter him etc…
Submitted by Aisle Sinkim
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