Funny Bar Jokes
Amnesiac
An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do I come here often?"
Submitted by Lee Cage
Vincent Van Gogh
A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing at the bar. The man says "I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink?"
Vincent replies, "No thanks I've got one ear."
Submitted by Baxter D. Wall
Woman in Cocktail bar
A woman walks into a cocktail bar and orders a "Double Entendre" from the menu.
So the barman gives her one!
Submitted by Bev Ridge
Irish Priest
An Irish priest is driving when gets stopped for speeding.
The policeman smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then spots an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He asks, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water" says the priest.
The policeman says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
Submitted by Cardinal Sin
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