Funny Bar Jokes
Skeleton walks into a bar
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The skeleton says, "Give me a beer, and a mop."
Submitted by Barry O'Reafe
Polar Bear, Giraffe and Penguin
A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Submitted by Baxter D. Wall
Paper Cowboy
This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper. And so are his shirt, vest, chaps, pants, and boots. His spurs are also made of paper. Pretty soon, the sheriff arrives and arrests him for rustling.
Submitted by Bev Ridge
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Submitted by Leah Tard
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