Animal Jokes
Cat
Do you know what happened to the cat that ate wool?
It had mittens
Submitted by Chris P. Duck
Cow Crossing
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the mooooovies!
Submitted by Chris Spacket
How to wash your pussy
Dear Cat Owner,
- Put a towel on the bathroom floor.
- Put a leash on your cat.
- Put a lot of soap in the toilet.
- As fast as you can, put your cat in the toilet and sit on the closed lid.
- Your cat scratching will make the cat clean.
- Flush the toilet. That will rinse your cat off.
- As fast as you can, open the lid and then run out.
Submitted by Al Sation
Bear Hunting
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"
Submitted by Bea Hayve
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