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Animal Jokes

 

What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with only 3 legs?

A Wonkey

Submitted by Harry Monk

What do you call?

What do you call a one eyed donkey with only 3 legs?

A Winky Wonkey

Submitted by Harry Monk

Shit Stick?

One day a bear and a rabbit were walking through the woods and suddenly the bear has to take a shit so he squats down and starts to take a shit when the bear is done he turns to the rabbit and asks "do you have a problem with shit sticking to ur fur" and the rabbit says "NO" so the bear whipes his ass with the rabbit.

Submitted by Berty Dum

It's a dogs life

Did you hear about the blind man that went bungee jumping.

He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog!

Submitted by Natalie Clad

 

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