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Three Little Words

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Submitted by Celia Fate

Strawberries & Cream

A girl went into a doctors surgery with a Strawberry up her arse,

The doctor exclaimed "I've got some cream for that!"

Submitted by Dan Glebits

Chinese Man

What happened to the Chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?

He smashed his nose!

Submitted by Ho Lin Whan

PROBLEM DRINKING

It's been reported that a new craze in Britain has started where men drink vodka from their girlfriends fannys using a straw.

The government fears a rise in minge drinking!

Submitted by Hugh Manatty

 

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