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What's the difference between Love and Lust
What's the difference between love and lust?
love is spitting, lust is swallowing and showing off is gargling!
Submitted by Hugh Dunnit
Sex Talk
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about sex.
The Italian says, "When i have a finished making love ah to my woman, she levitates six inches fromma de bed."
The Frenchman says, "Mon ami! After 6 hours of the continuous
love making to my girl, she levitates 3 feet off the bed!"
The Australian says: "Streuth mate, when I've finished 'rooting'
me Sheila, I get off the bed, wipe me cock on the curtains...and
she goes through the fucking roof!!"
Submitted by Kurt Ainring
Rodeo Position
Two guys in a bar are discussing "positions" so one tells the other, "Well my favorite is the rodeo!"
and the other says, "What's the rodeo?"
"well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you're halfway done, you bend over and whisper in her ear, 'you know, this is your sister's favorite position too' and then try to hold on for 8 seconds!"
Submitted by Klauss Shave
Essex Girls - Protection
What do Essex girls use for protection?
The bus shelter
Submitted by Ida Down
Hypnotist
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotised 7 men then dropped the microphone on his foot and yelled Fuck Me!
What happened next will haunt me forever
Submitted by Dacre P.
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