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S&M

One day, a mum was cleaning her son's room and in the closet she found a bondage-S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.

She showed it to her husband.

He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.

She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"

The dad looked at her and said, "Well whatever you do, don't spank him!"

Submitted by Will De Beest

Talent Show Contestants

I'm Billy Cock and this is my brother Brian Balls.

Together we are... Billy and Brian

Submitted by Dan Glebits

MEN

What does a clitoris, a birthday, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?

Men miss the F**Kin lot!!!

Submitted by Wendy Windblows

KFC

What does kfc and a fat chick have in common?

After you are done with the leg and the thigh you have a greasy box to throw your bone into!

Submitted by Carrie Oakey

 

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